Brandon

Usually gay dumb talkative and no one likes

Why are you talking so much you must be pulling a brandon

by awilddoggo July 31, 2019

Brandon

a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.

Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck

by Brandon shaguth thine cat August 7, 2020

Brandon

a gay ass bitch ass nigga with no friends

you know that brandon don that made the tridents come

by come here now July 25, 2018

Brandon

Brandon

2 words

A

Asshole

Krista: OMG Brandon is sooooo cool

Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.

Landon: Fuck Brandon

Everyone: Fuck Brandon

by KellyMan1212 February 7, 2019

Brandon

A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.

Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.

by Litty193 December 30, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.

You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.

Brandon your hot as hell.

by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019

Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!

9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden

by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019