dab blast it

a phrase, used by some midwestern rural folk, as a non-curse altnerative to damn. a similar alternative to doggonit

aunt may: dat naybor boy did done knocked up ya baby gurl
cletus: dab blast it that boy, i'll beat his ass!

by ruraldictionaries March 11, 2011

blast a dump

To shit. Usually a short explosion of fecal matter.

I'm going to go blast a dump.

by cellophane September 6, 2002

blafargamish

a lenthened version of blargh, this word is commonly used when one is tongue tied and annoyed. Or one says blargh with haggis in their mouth.

ryan: wahey i got 62%! what did u get fergal?
fergal: 63%
ryan blafargamish

by aehadgh November 9, 2006

blartkin

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

by Brucester January 31, 2008

Blart

The fart that you let out that is really going around the poop that is already in your butt hole. It is the few farts you usually let out on the way to the bowl if it is just a bit too far. As they go around the poop in your butt and come out they stink worst than most normal farts.
The poop is kind of blocking the fart...hence the word "BLART"

Bro, don't by the copy machine. I just blarted over there on the way to the bathroom

by moffboy September 25, 2013

fing blast

a shortened version of "finger blast" ...which means to stick your fingers in the pussy and fuck it....with your fingers.

" Hey Ronald, where were you last night? I thought we were supposed to go out together?"

"Yea sorry Phil, Cathy was on my nuts, so I decided to stay home and break her off with the fing blast"

by asshole ralph the plumber December 3, 2009

e-blast from the past

When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.

I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.

by riga1tony April 2, 2010