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Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.
Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.
by Boonzing May 26, 2011
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AppL P1e

When you die to AppL P1e, you should say gg and not be a toxic loser
by That wise Greek person April 24, 2022
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sauce of apples

when applesauce isn't cool enough.
Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.
by mr. potato December 31, 2012
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Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.
My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.
by The British Are Coming August 30, 2013
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Apple J

Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee
by Crystallists January 27, 2010
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Devil Apple

A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.
2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"
by Whos dat lady April 10, 2013
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Appled Out

When your iPhone randomly restarts, and you get the black screen with the Apple logo
Guy: Ugh, my iPhone just appled out, and now I have to wait for it to restart. Worst day ever.
by palindrome388 January 22, 2014
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