Amber Curse

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.

“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022

Zahra Amber

Zahra Amber is the sweetest girl you will ever come across. The prettiest drop dead gorgeous women alive. She has a heart of pure gold. If you ever meet a Zahra with a middle name Amber you should give her the biggest hug and never let go.

“Is that Zahra Amber over there” “Yes it is! She’s gorgeous let me give her a hug”

by zaza1011 April 1, 2023

Amber Singleton

Amber Singleton is the most gorgeous girl you will ever see in your lifetime
She is soo caring and loving and once you have one by your side... NEVER LET THEM GO

They are smart and successful and will live and amazing life so you want to have an Amber in your life

Her soul mate will be called Tyler but she could leave him for a Harry (hehe)

She has an amazing bum and great boobs
She's drop dead gorgeous

Once you love her there's no going back because she's too good to lose

Omg that girl is so pretty and she is good at almost everything.
She must be an Amber singleton

by Tyler Field May 6, 2020

Dont be an Amber

A 3rd wave feminist aka man hater that uses, lies & abuses men just because shes a woman & thinks shes always right. Named after Amber Heard.

Amber is yelling at bob & thinks its fine because shes a woman.

Dont be an amber

by 666chaos May 1, 2022

Amber Dawn

Yellow sunrise beautiful morning hope give view

The morning sky was an amber dawn

by Mother of a gift October 31, 2019

Amber-kaye

Amber-Kaye is an awesome girl that is very caring and Loves those around her. She is very talkative and does the most random things and can cook well.If you know an Amber-kaye, be her friend - she will cook for you and love you wholly.

Leah: Is that Amber-Kaye?

Marcell: I can tell it's her by how friendly and caring she is.

by wackyunicornss June 29, 2023

Amber alert

Taking a spiteful shit in your significant others bed.

"Aw man, we got in an argument and I left the house. When I came home, I realized she left me, but she Amber Alerted me on the way out the door."

by HectorVector April 27, 2022