Gene Alan

Gene Alan not to be confused for its close cousin “Gene Harris”. Gene Alan is for major shock and awe.

“You’re getting a 50% raise”.

“Gene Alan!”

by Carl Long March 22, 2022

Gene Alan Harris

Gene Alan Harris a term for the highest level of shock and awe. A friendly substitute for “Jesus H Christ”. It is also for the more serious situations.

“They just launch a nuke right at us”
Soft/Trembling Voice “ Well Gene Alan Harris”

by Carl Long March 22, 2022

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

time zone advantage

When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you

Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage

by 420NoScopeCoreyNThaFazeClan July 1, 2017

The Odessa Advantage

A female who works the dark arts and whispers to the managers or directors usually about other harder working co-workers a negative story with polished details added to make it seem like truth. She raises herself above others by some type of sexual, mental and/or head-game manipulation in order to excel herself to levels of higher authority. She is seen doing evil all over whispering to others dark ideas while these ideas only derrive from the darkness within. She is loved by all Directors and Managers as the greatest. As she uses the dark arts to cast a veil over their eyes so they can't see her true nature to which one would stroke out or die by a hear-attack.

that's The Odessa Advantage... it always works.

by kchambers88 June 12, 2018

Big man Alan

An annoying Polish kid.

Hey Big man Alan.

by Greg Rowman March 13, 2018

Home Toilet Advantage

The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.

Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.

by MissIvyEllen December 18, 2019