Alberto

a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.

Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's

Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat

Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.

by starkiiies July 26, 2017

albert and roberta

the cutest couple ever. end of story (:

i wish we could be like albert and roberta.

by love1234XD June 12, 2009

King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

albear

puerto rican chick who gets rammed by a best friend.

Yo you heard bout the albear gettin rammed last night?!

by whats goody November 4, 2008

Albeesh

One to enjoys having sexual intercourse with Jazzmin King's infant.

Yeah, man! I was at a party watching two bitches fuck and a guy beat off in the background, and some poor brown college student pulled an Albeesh!

by bizerkkk March 7, 2009

albeit hunky

having handsome features

the prince in beauty and the beast is albeit hunky.

by sarloney October 14, 2008