Alcol

Abbreviation (translation to dumbspeak: shortening) for alcohol.

Person A: "Turkish pepper shots taste like crap."
Person B: "Why drink it then?"
Person A: "32% alcol."

by Haizhenberg August 16, 2011

Alchy-Ho

Pronounced Al-Kee-Ho. Any alcoholic female that goes to bars just to whore around and get any/all the men to buy her drinks. Usually an early 30's single mom that goes to the bar after working all week with no intention of going home with a guy because she has to go home and be with her kids, but she will never turn down a drink.

I bought the Alchy-Ho drinks all night, then when she found I was out of money she got up and moved on to the next guy.

by Pat Duffy and Scott Little December 29, 2007

alcohole

An underage person who never repays his legal friends for the alcohol they buy him.

Man, Napoleon is such an alcohole! His drunk ass took all my good shit last night. Now I ain't never getting him anything but Keystone.

by BeerCave May 14, 2008

alchaeology

(noun) The study of ancient cocktail recipes and search for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeology.

Anyone can read the label on a bottle of American bourbon or Scotch whisky to know the difference, but in alchaeology we seek to divine secrets such as the original Maryland rye.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

alchaeologist

(noun) One who studies ancient cocktail recipes and searches for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeologist.

An alcoholic will order a Mai Tai and keep drinking them for two hours. An alchaeologist will order a Mai Tai and argue for two hours whether Trader Vic or Don the Beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

Part-time Alcoholic

A part-time alcoholic is a person who drinks more often than they should, but aren't alcohol dependent.

Boy 1: "Do you drink every night?"
Boy 2: "Yeah."
Boy 1: "You're an alcoholic."
Boy 2: "No, I don't drink at work I'm not alcohol dependent, I'm a part-time alcoholic."

by Wayup November 23, 2014

alcoholic

a label slapped onto people who know how to enjoy life and don't mind occasional bouts of blacking out, bedwetting, the clap and regrettable one-night stands, applied by people with sticks up there bums who have repressed every iota of pleasure and desire and are teetotalers for no other reason than they are TOO FUCKING SCARED that someone might find out how they're dying to fuck there sister.

ann called ginger an alcoholic after ginger ordered a second Absolut Hunk; meanwhile, ann sipped on her diet sprite and fantasized about piercing her clit.

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003