ads more like sads :(

no stop doing the fucking ads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024

Ad

An abbreviated was a saying “a damn”

Person 1: Did you see your ex got a new man
Person 2: i don’t give “ad”

Person 1: oh wow you really don’t give ad

by Hottymctoddy June 21, 2024

Ads

What retards call an fps(first person shooter) or 3ps(third person shooter) like call of duty or state of decay

Wait is plants be zombies garden warfare a ads game?

by Lawrence the liberal June 23, 2024

No AD But HD

Masturbation, touching your private parts intensely.

Person 1: Yo, yk I have AD no HD
Person 2: Bro, how?? it must be ADHD, how you don't have it??
Person 1: I for masturbation disagree. tell sex appealers to seek refugee~
Person 2: So if i masturbate, i'd likely have No AD But HD?
Person 1: yes you'll.
Person 2: 💀

by I just came for...uhh... July 7, 2024

T.V. ads

The term that lumps together a) the advertisement for a T.V. set, b) the advertisement aired on T.V. channels (regardless the type of product being advertised) — within one same term

Whenever I sit down to watch my favorite show, I brace myself for the T.V. ads that interrupt my favorite Sunday morning cartoon — whether it’s for a new TV set or the latest snack, they all blend together!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.

Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

AD account

After dark account, an account where you look at or post inappropriate or 18+ content on, especially for furries

I keep posting yiff on my AD account

by Yourlocalprotogen November 17, 2025