1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.
by lander88 November 9, 2010
Get the virgin mattressmug. at which point, a person spends the greater part of the evening in the bathroom as a result of alcohol intoxication. Sometimes found with their head inside the toilet bowl, after their first night of binge drinking. A large percent of people experience this during college.
“I found Nick this morning, passed out in the bath tub. It looks like he lost his drunken virginity last night.”
by M@thew December 9, 2008
Get the drunken virginitymug. by iggy azalea November 4, 2015
Get the mouth virginitymug. by DepthsofMordor December 2, 2009
Get the Virgin Cleavermug. #1 your internet getting capped even without a fair use policy due to actually using your connection
#2 to experience lag, disconnects and or packet loss while using the internet
#2 to experience lag, disconnects and or packet loss while using the internet
Christoph: WTF is this lag?!?!?! omfg gonna kill myself
Rhino: rofl nice beak m8 have u been uploading again???
Christoph : only like 1 file ffs
Rhino: lmfao get virgin media'd
Rhino: rofl nice beak m8 have u been uploading again???
Christoph : only like 1 file ffs
Rhino: lmfao get virgin media'd
by Ardyhad February 19, 2011
Get the Virgin Media'dmug. by Ian Montgomery July 16, 2008
Get the Virgin Talentmug. Losing your Virtual Virginity (also known as "Double 'V'" or "V V") means to masturbate and orgasm while watching the opposite gender's sexual parts through an online video call. This applies to both female and male. Only virtually online. Not in real life.
Hey Bob have you lost your virtual virginity yet? "Yeah, last night, Susan let me jack off while watching her rub herself in a skype session online and I cummed"
by The_Playmaker.... January 17, 2017
Get the Virtual Virginitymug.