If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
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Get the juan and julia mug.Julia and Chill means you invite someone over to watch Julia Child's "The French Chef" together for three continuous days or more. It normally requires bringing a bowl of butter over for the butter rubbing session performed by rubbing an obscene amount of butter on the other person and massaging all over them whenever Julia uses her butter. One's also expected to bring along bottles of wine/cognac as well as an eviscerated turkey in order to play a popular drinking game called "la dinde de ménagère". La dinde de ménagère means that you drink the wine when Julia says the word "sautée", "bouillon" or "pâté" meanwhile rubbing your genital against the turkey 'til theres liquid fill in the turkey. This game goes on until the turkey is full and the two proceed to either copulate with the turkey or defecate in it but ONLY after the body fluid is cleared out and gently cooked following Julia's famous recipe "sauce de la bouguerille":
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
by lafluffieputin July 19, 2016
Get the Julia and Chill mug.A Julia Fleming is a caring caring sweet wonderful person that will love you no matter what and she is beautiful cute and counting all different kinds of ways she will be the person that you were mostly enough to have she is your dream girl she will make you happy but she is also for real if you mess with her in the wrong kind of when she will mess you up just let you know how she is not stuck-up she is just a cute one for loving person with all different kinds of personalities but when you first meet her you wouldn't know who she is because she would be mad because she don't know you but once you get to know her phone off or longer you will know that she is the best person in the world no matter what she will love and care for you she is not that difficult as you would think and the first time you meet her she might see me but she's not that she is the best person that you could ever have cheese and she will care and love for you.
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by Julia shy Fleming February 16, 2018
Get the julia fleming mug.Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.
"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
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