Jake: dude you see the ass on that gurl
Nelson: whats an ass?.. ohhh shit you mean bum tater id hit that all night
Nelson: whats an ass?.. ohhh shit you mean bum tater id hit that all night
by assnigger December 7, 2009
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Get the Bum zua mug.When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.
"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
by bumrind69 August 17, 2017
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Friend:wtf was that?!
Me : just had really bad shooty bum
Friend:wtf was that?!
Me : just had really bad shooty bum
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