A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).
Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.
Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.
Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
by the limey December 24, 2008
Get the Crust boatmug. by Little Alchemy 2 definition May 31, 2020
Get the Pizza Boatmug. In poker, a full house or full boat made up of cards of very low rank. The low valued cards are themselves referred to as rags, but when they become part of a full boat, they suddenly become a very strong hand. A rag boat generally occurs when a player finds himself involuntarily playing a very bad hand, or chooses to play them with the knowledge that it's a very bad gamble. Therefore, a rag boat is mostly luck. A rag boat also occurs in the sense of a hand that would have been made if such a bad gamble had been taken, but wasn't.
Player 1: "If only I'd played that three-eight, I would've ended up with a full boat and won."
Player 2: "It was better to fold, you'll go broke hoping for a rag boat."
Player 2: "It was better to fold, you'll go broke hoping for a rag boat."
by Evac156 February 24, 2005
Get the rag boatmug. I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!
by Letsgeauxmunging2night November 14, 2009
Get the Sail Boatingmug. Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.
Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.
by pbrgirl October 4, 2005
Get the row boatmug. by dougie3 July 3, 2007
Get the rock the boatmug. "*S*nailing" or "troll boating" is when a man ejaculates on a woman's body, leaving a pearl necklace stretching from her mouth to her vagina, and another (preferably) woman comes along and licks it up.
It's supposed to be either resemble a snail's path if you're on land. And if you've done any fishing with live bait, you'll understand why it's troll boating: it's in the slow, gradual and methodical delivery of your load.
It's supposed to be either resemble a snail's path if you're on land. And if you've done any fishing with live bait, you'll understand why it's troll boating: it's in the slow, gradual and methodical delivery of your load.
by Mr. Pucker September 25, 2010
Get the troll boatingmug.