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poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.
John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"
by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010
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Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.
I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke
by sbfacepoker May 28, 2012
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Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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poke shack

come to my poke shack and quench your thirst for penis darlin.
by paulschlube July 11, 2012
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poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.
"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"
by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021
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Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.
When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking
by davids33 November 14, 2011
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Poking

Usually refers to when someone sketchy goes around the residence of someone else looking for mail, credit card information or any other forms of fraud in attempt to gain funds.
My baby daddy went poking and found some credit cards and I went on a shopping spree at SHEIN.
by Falconista777 June 12, 2024
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