dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007

Dr. Phil

son of a bitch
well thats about it

hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)

by anal seepage August 8, 2006

Dr. Phil

Verb: to be a pain in the ass; to try and council people about issues you don't know about.

quit Dr. Phil'in me you ho'. I know more than you'll ever know!

by MeganDee. March 29, 2007

Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.

Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.

by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006

Dr meme

Dr meme is person that does fucking memes for the fun of it so if you dont like it well to bad little boy

Dr meme is a meme expert

by Dr reee October 3, 2019

Dr. DickFuck

A person is really gay and horny. He also stalks you

"dude dave is so fucking weird hes like Dr. Dickfuck

by DR. DUCKFUCK June 10, 2017

Dr. dap

Ben Shapiro AKA Dr. DAP AKA Dr. Dry-Ass Pussy

Dr. DAP
Ben Shapiro posted a comment attempting to pick apart Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP" song.
Oh, man, what did Dr. DAP have to say this time?

by Some Jumpy Weirdo December 21, 2020