Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

Pink shoe

A fucking joke

Pink shoe is a fucking joke

by Pinkshoeisajoke April 1, 2021

shoe roof

Mateo potato's anctient shoe that hit the roof

that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.

by Alex rtehehehe April 8, 2021

Sophies shoes

Def. one: A word used to get out of a boring convo

Def. two: A filler answer for the 5/6 kahoot

Person one: Yoooo Sophies shoes
Person two: Sophies shooes 🧐

by darkcatch April 13, 2021

I’m a shoe

I learned this while talking baby talk to my dog years ago. I’m a shoe is a cute saying for I miss you

I’m a shoe so much

by Gcon94 April 14, 2021

baked shoes

It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.

Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?

by iGrim April 20, 2021

fighting shoes

fight shoes is when you finna beat a bitch up den put on sum fighting shows

girll i need sum fighting shoes

by robin monee May 31, 2022