mike tyson

The man with a tattoo on his face, his quote books is probably longer than his rap sheet.

"I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right."

by KRHimself May 31, 2004

Mike Shinoda

26 year old, Japanese/American Emcee from Agourna, California.
Married to long term girlfriend, Anna.
6ft, black hair, dark brown eyes.

sexy beast

by Julie December 10, 2003

Illegal Mike

Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.

Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.

by Mike June 11, 2006

mike jones

a texas rapper. swisha house rapper

"4 4's im tippin
wood grain im grippin
catch me lane switchin
with the paint drippin
turn yo neck and yo dame missin
me and slim we aint trippin
im finger flippin and syrup sippin
like do or die i'm hoe pimpin
cars stop rims keep spinnin'
im flippin drop with invisible top
hoes bop when my drop step out
i shakin da block with 4 18's
candy green with leather screens
my gasoline always supreme
got do do brown with apain of lean
it takes grindin to be a king
it takes grindin to be a king
first round draft picks comin'
who is mike jones? comin
slab shinin with the grill and woman
slab shinin with the grill and woman
im mike jones who mike jones
the one and only you can't clone me
got a lot of haters and alot of homies
some friends and some phonies
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
I SAID back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me"
-mike jones-still tippin

"281-330-8004 hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow"
-mike jones-back then

by [e-mail] July 29, 2008

Oscar Mike

on the move, leaving soon, leaving, moving out.

were oscar mike; were oscar mike in 5minutues.

by simonv January 2, 2009

mike jones

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

Mike Pence

A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.

Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!

by Fluthy April 29, 2020