On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
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A sex position invented in English Bay which consists of holding a girl upside down so she can hand-stand in the Pacific ocean and squirts in your face while you eat her out
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I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the New Jersey Window Washer mug.When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
by Mphresources August 15, 2022
Get the Urban Time Wasting mug.That word is a Somali word to diss someone's somalin mom or your own Somalian mom will use that to diss you but she's basically saying it to herself because you are not a mom...yet
English translation: Fuck and Lick your mom
English translation: Fuck and Lick your mom
Ahmed's MOM: Ya!! tag nadiifi jikada Ya!!! Go clean the Kitchen
Ahmed: Ahh hooyo u sheeg najma in ay sameeyaan Ahh Mom tell NajmaLazy ass Sister to do it.
MOM: hooyaday Nuug iyo wass!! Adiga tag iyo nadiifi Fuck and Lick your mom!! You go and clean it
Ahmed: Ahh okay!!
Ahmed: Ahh hooyo u sheeg najma in ay sameeyaan Ahh Mom tell NajmaLazy ass Sister to do it.
MOM: hooyaday Nuug iyo wass!! Adiga tag iyo nadiifi Fuck and Lick your mom!! You go and clean it
Ahmed: Ahh okay!!
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