Shit Itch

a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole

Dave is so fucked, he makes my SHIT ITCH!

by dannyjboy December 8, 2010

sandstone shit

When you have a huge turd come out and little shit flakes break off and swim around in the bowl.

"Holy crap! I just took a huge a shit and it was all flaky!"

"Dude1 That was a sandstone shit!"

"Dude! Gnarly!"

by dude007 May 28, 2008

shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

by phil October 13, 2003

rule the shit

The furthest advanced in their field, at the top of their game.

Often used as self-celebration in "I/we rule the shit" after a proffesional performance.

Ferrari rule the shit in most famous car marques.


Nike rule the sportswear shit.



Lametalk rules the shit in getting fucked over

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Shit Sausage

A human made of shit, wrapped in skin, usually the Fuck ugly people who try to cover up what they really are with Human Skin. Commonly reffered as, People who look like shit.
Basically, people who cover up their real identity that they are complete lumps of shit, and use fake human skin to cover it up.

Boy: Hey, You look like shit.
Girl: Do I?
Boy: Yeah, your full of shit! Just like a Shit Sausage!
Girl: *Cries*

by TheShitster July 12, 2009

shit sandwich

what your breath smells like

damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich

by nigga lipz March 12, 2010

Shit Band

Panic! At the Disco, New Metallica, Fallout Boy, Korn, and Slipknot.

Antonym:
Dream Theater, Marilyn Manson, Tool

The above are all shit bands.

by Raphael Faunus December 14, 2008