No one cares

A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.

Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

wax one off

A quick nut, to briefly masturbate

I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off

by Chubby dude March 15, 2015

that one fucking discord member

Noun: anyone who brings up Fuck The Owner Week, a cuck, a tactard who gets no bitches

"That one fucking discord member is a pain in the ass."

by #1$tuńńā December 22, 2022

one lucky swig

When you successfully ejaculate inside of the females' mouth, and manage to shoot a hot rod of semen pin point on the uvula, causing a gagging reflex. But right before she manages to spit out your unborn children ghosts, she also gasps for air and swallows in all your cum.

Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.

Dude my girl was giving me head last night, and I came so hard in her mouth, she nearly died threw up; She had one lucky swig.

by One job for a circumstance December 28, 2016

A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

One Piece'd

The act of redrawing or state of a character in a more cartoonish or "happier" looking style than their original design. (Usually an intimidating/scary looking character turned into something more akin to a friendly mascot)

"Did you see what they did to _____ in the latest episode? The animators straight up One Piece'd them"

by Hageshii October 9, 2022

This the one

Said when a statement perfect defines something you agree with or relate to.

Usually used online in response to memes, tweets, or other relatable post.

Has the same meaning as "Mood" or "A whole mood"

That post is a whole mode! This the one!

by Smooth definer January 26, 2022