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National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
A STUPID LOOKING ASIAN USUALLY GOES BY THE NAME OF IZZY
OMG, look it is cha one that asian chick.
cha one by laylaydance04 November 17, 2019
Remember in the movie City Slickers when our favorite cowboy is about to find out the meaning of life but then the one with the knowledge to pass on about what the "one thing is" keels over first? That's how finding the One is. You die before you find out who it is. Or die trying! Or try not to die?
Is the One an actual thing? Are there multiple ones? Is there one for now and one for later?
The One by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

A one way life jerk 

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk

That One Image

When you are about in your early teenage years, you'll be scrolling through google, looking at whatever the fuck you looked up. Then, after a lot of scrolling, you see it. It, being the one picture that transmits a sexual feeling. You decide to look deeper into the internet, using rule 34 sites and such.

Essentially, it's the one picture that turns you on and makes you want to masturbate for the first time.
Person 1: Hey, you remember when you first started masturbating?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw That One Image and it totally set me off...

That one teen 

They stay in their room all day. You have no idea what their doing.. dont think about it too much..
Friend: hey have you seen that one teen?

Person: nah. where have they been..?