Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

To bag

To cancel doing something.

Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.

by bostongirl01 September 13, 2023

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

by Mumbls December 3, 2024

bag-chasin' ho

Origin: Tujunga, California, a suburb located in the foothills northwest of Los Angeles, informally known as the meth addict capitol of the world. Author unknown. A term of blistering contempt, scorn and derision to indicate a woman who is addicted to meth usually homeless, couch-surfing and unemployed, emaciated, toothless, dehydrated, scraggly-haired, raggedly-dressed, who hasn't slept, eaten, drunk water, showered or brushed her teeth or her hair in days because she is wholly obsessed and focused on following around, catering to and/or performing for the dealer who's holding her next bump/hit/issue of the drug.

Karla: "Bitch, get over here so I can kick your ass, don't make me come over there!"
Phyllis: "Oh, hell, no, I'm not going to roll around on the ground like some clown and end up in jail because of a no-class, two-bit bag-chasin' ho like you!"

by Veronica Cougar August 3, 2019

Sacky bag

A ballsack that hangs 5 feet. Usually the man who owns this has 5 times the testicles of the average man.

That old dude has a sacky bag. Eww

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016