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Xbox One 

As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.

1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.

2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.

3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.

4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game

5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.

You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!
Xbox One by wrocald September 6, 2019
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Big one a word used to describe a large penis
Your a big one.
Big one by The master baiter September 16, 2019

Scouty One 

To pull something real fast.

This references the Scout, in team fortress 2, who has a 33% increase in speed, so he is faster than everyone
Girl: “You... were done real fast.”
Boy: “See, I pulled a scouty one on ya.”
Girl: “We are through.”
Scouty One by LilNibbaVat September 18, 2019

square one 

12 months without having sex, leaves you with a clean slate. Meaning you havent fucked no one foh.
katie: Yo im back at square

anthony: damn its been 12 months foh
katie: yeah im a virgin now
anthony: aye back at square one
square one by briansclubhouse September 19, 2019

The one that got away 

the one that got away means goodbye mike. El where are you? Eleven? El?
"Oh god the one that got away is crazy"

"Goodbye mike.....

EL WHERE ARE YOU??? ELEVEN??? EL???

That one derik 

someone who is annoying and never stops talking
Ian is such a That one derik
That one derik by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

that one song 

that one song that makes u think of that one person and it gives u that one feeling. u just can’t stop playing it because u get a feeling in ur heart that is a mix of sadness and excitement to feel that feeling again when u heard the song for the first time with that person at that time in ur life.
i played that one song, that one song
that one song by methedorkusgirlie November 4, 2019