Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.

Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!

by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022

stuck like a record

A situation or incident that keeps getting stuck like a record and does not progress.

Certain people are habituated to being stuck like a record.

by doodling July 1, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>Just Like yOu like jusT<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Just Like yOu like jusT<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Just Like yOu like jusT<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

I Am Going To Smack Your Back Like It Is Loss Prevention

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I Am Going To Smack Your Back Like It Is Loss Prevention

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Hands like a snake

Describes a individual who cannot catch.

Matt: go long!
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”

by Bigcur October 4, 2021