To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.
by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010
Get the pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun mug.Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?
Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012
Get the Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on mug.This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...
My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.
by jpeezy12 June 22, 2006
Get the fuck em and feed em fish heads mug.by Million.dollar.pussay September 6, 2021
Get the September 8th National give head day mug."Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006
Get the one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger mug.Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.
by seymour 87 February 5, 2023
Get the National give your boyfriend head day mug.The term "Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga" refers to a person who pretends to be your friend by smiling in your face, resembling a Kool-Aid pack.
However, behind this façade, they secretly dislike or hate you.
They employ manipulative P.H.A.N (pack head ass nigga) behavior, such as showing interest in the things you're interested in to gain your trust with the intention to scar you mentally, physically, emotionally and/or financially.
They thrive on gossiping about you and speaking ill of you behind your back, using it as a means to gain attention and popularity.
They are followers who seek refuge and protection within a crowd.
As a sign of disrespect, they address you by a name they made up or heard from someone else instead of using the name that you give them.
They lack accountability and often play the innocent or victim when confronted about their actions. Their mindset is limited, relying only on what they have heard or been programmed with.
A Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga possesses at least three of the following traits: insecurity, immaturity, ignorance, and impulsiveness.
They have a low vibrational energy, never uplifting or supporting you, and instead find amusement in your struggles while being bothered by your success.
If they cannot manipulate or use you, they will waste your time with lies and low vibratory nonsense, distracting you from your purpose.
However, behind this façade, they secretly dislike or hate you.
They employ manipulative P.H.A.N (pack head ass nigga) behavior, such as showing interest in the things you're interested in to gain your trust with the intention to scar you mentally, physically, emotionally and/or financially.
They thrive on gossiping about you and speaking ill of you behind your back, using it as a means to gain attention and popularity.
They are followers who seek refuge and protection within a crowd.
As a sign of disrespect, they address you by a name they made up or heard from someone else instead of using the name that you give them.
They lack accountability and often play the innocent or victim when confronted about their actions. Their mindset is limited, relying only on what they have heard or been programmed with.
A Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga possesses at least three of the following traits: insecurity, immaturity, ignorance, and impulsiveness.
They have a low vibrational energy, never uplifting or supporting you, and instead find amusement in your struggles while being bothered by your success.
If they cannot manipulate or use you, they will waste your time with lies and low vibratory nonsense, distracting you from your purpose.
"Dealing with a Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga is challenging as they thrive on deception, manipulation, and negativity, hindering personal growth and self development while deriving pleasure from others suffering."
by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 4, 2023
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