Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

Butt

The squishy round pieces of flesh everyone has

I fell on my butt

by Karmaha June 25, 2019

Bavarian Butt Plug

A raging twat waffle named Brenda who calls everyone gay all the time and rips ass like a fucking mammoth.

This Bavarian butt plug shit herself while popping a squat to drop a nose hair burning ass bomb.

by Texan bastard June 28, 2019

butt b.o.

A fart or continuous foul-smelling odor from someone’s butt from repeated farts or a poopy butt. fart, poot, poop, shit, do-do, crap, silent but deadly, pass gas, b.o., bowel movement, bm

The guy I sat next to in the movie theater had some serious butt b.o.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

e-butt

The act of obtaining or retaining the cooter or the booter in an online manner.
Typically from e-girls.

Bro #1: “Aye vro, I can put you on if you want.”
Bro #2: “Naw she lives to far from me jit. Tf I look like getting some e-butt.”

by Supreme Timmy July 7, 2019

Butt

Look out cover

Mike, butt for us while we pass around the blow -- cough if you see a guard.

by bobbydellwood July 15, 2019

Butt Snipe

While playing NHL solo or with friends you rip a shot bar down for a goal than proceed to fart immediately after the goal was scored

Playing some Chel the other dude ripped a beauty bar down then had a butt snipe for a cally

by Bosbruinsfan91 July 16, 2019