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Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.
Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt
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Cunt

She is a cunt
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CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
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cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."
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CUNT

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oli: wow she’s being a cunt
eddie:that’s evie may glover for u
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cunt bigalow

A cunt bigalow is when you go to take a shit and cum all over the toilet seat instead
Derek: Ah fuck, that was so hot I cunt bigalowed all over my grandmas bathroom
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