draggin like a dragon

When you smoke your cigarette as if you want to die from a stroke.

"Damn, Randolph was draggin like a dragon on his lunch break!"

by dbostick October 29, 2023

Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!

Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!

by anonymous May 6, 2021

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

by DT94 May 31, 2016

Like that

How you niggas is gonna let these mothafuckas do me

Hym "You niggas is really gonna let them do me like that?"

Iam *sigh* ".....They don't like that you want to kill their God monster...."

Hym "👌 Defeat👌 I want to defeat the God beast"

Iam "You said k..."

Hym "I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"

Iam "......At least we can take solace in the fact that we were right about a lot of things...."

Hym "You- I ... Shut up! Just shut up!"

Iam "....................."

Hym *sucks teeth* "Bloody bastards!....."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2022

went down like bobby brown

Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.

* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown

Comes from the song by Frank Zappa

After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.

by Micklwes June 19, 2008

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

like leaderfins footpockets

something very shitty

"The Justice League movie is like leaderfins footpockets"
couldn't agree more

by swedish dickhead December 23, 2017