In my bag

THE MODERN WAY of saying youre in your feelings

friend: ay u good bro?
me: yea bro im just in my bag rn
friend: *sigh* grabs lotion

by zebops August 10, 2020

brown-bag it

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down

Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*

by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

Antarctic Nose Bag

When you take a child bag them in a Walmart bag, refrigerate them for 3 weeks then to stick their nose up your butt for 1 hour. Then to send them to your uncle’s house

Hey bro have you tried giving your cousin the Antarctic nose bag yet??

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

Bag

To bag - to respond to, or speak about in a disrespectful manner. To offend in a way intended to insult. To criticize, to find fault with. To diss, with contempt.

Australian Slang.

1. "Why would you date HIM?"

- "Don't bag me.."

2. "He looks like a pile of butts.."

- "stop bagging him man"
3. "Mate. I said he was aight that one time.."

- "nah man, you bagged him."

by Mate$Rate$ June 1, 2021

Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.

Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.

Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"

by Koogai February 19, 2020