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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Riffy Cunt

A person whom isn't too bothered about their appearance or the odour they produce. In other words they are a complete waste of space and pass their vileness onto the unsuspecting General Public
Charlie "What's that smell??"
Jess "It's that right Riffy Cunt!!!!"
by Mr.Bagshot69 February 6, 2015
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peddle assisted cunts

Single/groups of cyclists on the road.
The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.
by i want to break free February 24, 2024
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Can of Cunts

Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."

"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 8, 2014
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Cunt

Someone who is ridiculously, intolerably, horrible and dramatic. This should be used when "bitch" just doesn't do justice.

"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.

"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.

"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
by AllieKatMeow June 18, 2018
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Cunting

Thot 1: “let’s go cunting bitch!”
Thot 2: “what’s that miss mamas?!?!”
T1: “hunting but with fabulosity chile”
T2: “okayyyyy 👁👄👁”
by La concha gorda August 31, 2021
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cunt

a reclamation of the slur that can be used against women. saying something was well done.
"That outfit was so cunt."
by junkstoremail November 9, 2023
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