balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

ads more like sads :(

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"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024

Ronan like

An adjective used to describe a short person with bad temper

“Damn Jarvis is rather ronan like not gonna lie

by Butt tickling bandit June 19, 2024

feeling like zelda

when you feel like zelda in your alphet or in any other parts of your life

yo this bag im wearing has me feeling like zelda

by bearedo June 26, 2024

slept like a whore

when someone sleeps for a long period of time and/or has a very deep sleep

“damn you slept like a whore”

by Kyle G June 26, 2024

looking like a foot

An Individual so ugly they appear to resemble a foot.

Damn the brother GotGotted so ugly he looking like a foot.

by zBxnq June 28, 2024