Skip to main content

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
mugGet the don't get your ham in a twist mug.

get the cake and the butter

... Wun get the cake and the butter, i count it like hustle.
by samsepi0 September 29, 2025
mugGet the get the cake and the butter mug.

Getting Mucked

Two men or a group of men getting drunk, then having anal sex
We planned on getting mucked after the bar
by Jayson870 September 16, 2025
mugGet the Getting Mucked mug.

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019
mugGet the Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy mug.

get fucking gotted

when someone says something that really gets you there and you cant say anything back to defend yourself
marla: youre a dumb whore
hana: hey!
marla: yeah get fucking gotted
by marlknight March 11, 2018
mugGet the get fucking gotted mug.

Roast or get Toast

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."
"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"
by Vex Nighlock(Aka NP) August 18, 2025
mugGet the Roast or get Toast mug.

Get Gillis'd

When you work very hard to make in the entertainment industry and finally land a gig of major substance, only to have that gig revoked because of something you said previously while trying to be cool and edgy.
I can't tell those jokes, people would be outraged, and I'm not trying to get Gillis'd when I finally make it.
by Kandydoesntkare September 16, 2019
mugGet the Get Gillis'd mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email