triathlon cunt

A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.
by Eric696969666 January 03, 2017
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poor cunt

Someone who's extremely down on their luck, having a very rough time in life.
Said with empathy towards the recipient.
Man I was down at the shops earlier, I saw some poor cunt trip over and faceplant... looked pretty serious, blood and everything!
by ozbugga October 04, 2023
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Kitchen cunt

A slur towards extremely sexist woman. Not to be used as a generalization or for misogynistic purposes and only applies to woman who are extraordinarily sexist towards men.
That kitchen cunt on tiktok who was exposed for falsifying a rape accusation against her ex is preaching "kill all men" because she has daddy issues and feels the need to project it onto all men.
by 36368876 February 28, 2023
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Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.
The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend
by Little-Kwak June 08, 2024
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cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way
The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going
by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024
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papa cunt

When your baby daddy is a cunt, he is a papa cunt. Papa cunts, the biggest cunts of them all, you could call them the alpha cunt. Often found in groups (cunt clans) in Wetherspoons having a 'cheeky pint with the lads', probably when they were supposed to be taking care of their kid.
"My baby daddy keeps changing the days he's supposed to have Junior but hates when I change days"
"What a papa cunt"
by Mumma Smurf March 02, 2024
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Weak Cunt

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