cock-a-saurus-REX

A very larger male reproductive organ

Hey sis stay away from that guy his cock-a-saurus-REX shredded my vagina last weekend my uterus was bruised and required medical attention. (Sis looks longingly at the bulge and thinks HMMM a little dino-cock sounds pretty good.)

by bill werden May 27, 2008

big white cock

Giant white dick

Damn, that's a big white cock.

by Bunch of Numbers January 7, 2021

Hodag Cock Smoker

when someone cheats on your girl, steals your fireworks, liquor, cigarettes, or disrespects you in any form.

"What the fuck is that hodag cock smoker doing? I saw him slash my tires after he drove his car through my fence. Maybe he should get his own woman."

by Firework Master February 11, 2009

First Cock Syndrome

A phenomenon usually experienced by (female) virgins after their very first sexual encounter and the fact that may want a relationship whereas the guy may look at it from a purely one night stand point of view

John: Did you hook up with her?

Jack: Yea, but she kept talking about wanting a relationship afterward, it was like she had FCS (First Cock Syndrome)

by Psionic79 January 17, 2009

Ri-COCK-ulous

A funny word that you can use in normal conversation to throw people off... it has the same meaning as Ridiculous (IE: proposterous, crazy, ludicrous) But replaces the DICK part with COCK, making it funnier... And if you feel so inclined you may put the word "Fargen" in front of it (which has the same meaning as 'fucking') to make it sound even better...

Some girl: Like, oh my god, we totally have a science project due tomorow!

Some guy:THAT'S FARGEN RICOCKULOUS! *runs off to do the project*

Some girl: Like... What The Fuck?! O.o!

by SMARTassPLAYINGdumb August 28, 2005

anal cock lick

licking an shit covered penis after insertion into the colon

i anal cock licked your mom last night

by dansex69 August 24, 2006

Cock Yard Spinal

Whilst outside, give a girl anal while she's doing a head stand. Works best in fall where the crunchy leaves on the floor make a delightful crunching sound, like that of the chicks spine.

I took a walk with your mom last night and, since the leaves were so nice and crunchy, i decided to give her a cock yard spinal.

by Jayjay Muggs October 18, 2006