feeling like one

up to your own interpretation

me: hey rachel, you look like one today!!
rachel: thanks so much i’m feeling like one

by ….ifeellikeone November 14, 2022

Box like a fish

Where you are absolutely cracked at life and shot on minorities

I am a box like a fish at pife

by Skatadoododoo December 25, 2020

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA January 01, 2023

suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them

Hey Sally suck me like dad

by Daddybeater1234 March 14, 2017

i’m nothing like y’all

literally means you’re nothing like them all. you built different.

“yo could you pass me the sal—“
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

“i love your new shir—!”
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

*backflip*
“i’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭

by hamsterfart27 December 04, 2023

in october your crush is gonna like you back

you will find your soulmate

when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"

by ryan.dbc October 02, 2019

like-puller

Someone who refrains from liking posts from people but tend to view their stories frequently. Like-pullers typically are ‘cool guys’ or ‘try hards’ who may fear how others think of them for liking certain posts on social media, regardless of wether or not they genuinely like them.

That Kel guy always actin way too cool for me at shows and stuff then go home and looks at all my stories lol.

Ah yeah I know.. he’s a like-puller for sure.

by Lollilwayne July 09, 2022