awk as a cock

miller yarbrough

that's awk as a cock.
dude you're such a tool

by weedismybitch12345 March 4, 2012

cock hawk

When someone goes to cough but instead just spits into their mouth.

Nothing beats being woken up by the village cock hawk.

by razzamatazibizzle November 2, 2011

Cock my Glock

Getting ready to fire a Glock handgun.

I'mo 'bout to stain da block after I cock my glock.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 16, 2004

black cock wife

A white woman who is married to a white man but has a black lover on the side. She goes black because her husband has a small penis and she craves a big black cock in her pussy. She will occasionally still have sex with her husband because she loves him but she is crazy for her black stud and gets wet just thinking about him, which is most of the time.

Sarah is a black cock wife because Chris has a three-inch dick and she craves Jerome's 9-incher.

by Moon Fish May 7, 2009

ninja cock slap

a small little wiener that is hard and hard to see at night when used properly it can be effective against the female species. Also a sneak fuck from pussy to ass.

Jimmy did a flying spin flip over the table and ninja cock slapped Jenny on the side of the head.

by Matt Kopacz November 1, 2004

She loves the cock

When a girl is hot, and usually untouchable. It relates to yourself imagining having sex with her and she is loving it.

'Woah, did you see her? She LOVES the cock!'

by Floyn1 February 4, 2010

flying cock monkey

some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.

your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"

by J-chan October 2, 2007