Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill

Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019

titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000

a sexual act in which you insert the whole titanic into your partner's pussy/ass

p1: "So, what did you do last night?"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"

by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

what zero pussy does to a man

The effects of a male when they are exposed to a prolonged period of receiving little to no female pussy, this can usually transform them into a plebbitfag who craves child porn (or pillow covers and even may stoop so low to buy it) to a femboy (as their mind declines from being healthy to unhealthy)

guy1: posts image of a bodypillow
guy1: Im gonna jack off to this.
guy2: What zero pussy does to a man.

by peniscumthethird November 25, 2020

Hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon

A response to an increase in temperature; or being in the presence of a multitude of police officers.

Turn on the air conditioning, it is hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon in here.

by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018

what does pussy smell like

Fish, just fish.

What does pussy smell like?
Fish

by Tennis Piel October 5, 2022

pussy phat like Santa Claus

This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.

My pussy phat like Santa Claus

by lincolnshire June 17, 2021

From one pussy to the next

When a girl fingers herself and then cuddles with her cat.

I was horny and lonely so I went from one pussy to the next.

by UnderscoremyTilde May 6, 2009