one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

ok one more

the lie someone tells themselves as they reach for yet another piece of celery

Guy: Man, i’ve already eaten half the bag

Guy: ok one more

by Madside Huntdog June 12, 2018

Another Cucumber For The Knowing Ones

1. A phrase that describes an inside joke among any number of people

2. A phrase that describes a reference between conversations had previously

Guy: Remember when you pulled a Kasen.
Guy 2: That's another Cucumber for the knowing ones.

by Thepinknudle August 15, 2022

One

A multiplicative identity of a semiring. For a semiring R, 1 is defined as an element so that for every a being an element of R:
1⊗a = a⊗1 = a

Min-tropical semiring is a semiring (ℝ ∪ {+∞}, ⊕, ⊗) with ⊕ defined as min, and ⊗ defined as the addition of two numbers. By that definition, zero is +∞, and one is 0

by Xwtek May 28, 2020

NO ONE CARES

STFU, no one cares what your name means.

Everyone posted their definition online but no one cares.

by QLTY November 23, 2021

One Direction

Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.

Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, they’re not too bad.
Virgin: I don’t like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022

No one is no one, only one

Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.

“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”

by glxcious January 19, 2024