The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.
After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.
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To identify these vermin:
They often carry pride flags around with them to show strangers how gay they are.
Many have dyed hair in the following colours: red, green, blue and yellow.
Many hold hands and kiss when they aren’t even in a relationship, this can be in places you never would have thought of like graveyards and some even in funerals.
They never shut up about their latest gay Netflix show or their obsession with girl in red and clairo.
To identify these vermin:
They often carry pride flags around with them to show strangers how gay they are.
Many have dyed hair in the following colours: red, green, blue and yellow.
Many hold hands and kiss when they aren’t even in a relationship, this can be in places you never would have thought of like graveyards and some even in funerals.
Person1: Your a baby gay
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