zoom

a application used by schools to enslave students from the comfort of home during lock downs.

since we wont be coming to school we will be enslaving you with zoom.

by Tavor July 26, 2020

zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.

I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.

by Newlingophile August 19, 2020

zoombush

When you're about to dial in to your scheduled call, and the other party suggests you Zoom instead;

a zoombush is most likely to occur when you are wearing 'work pajamas' or haven't washed your hair in a week, but can also occur in conjunction with circumstances beyond your control (e.g. a facial gone very, very wrong, or a toddler deciding now is precisely the right time for 'naked time').

I had a bunch of calls scheduled but no video meetings, so I threw on yesterday's sweats and got to work... things were going great until I was zoombushed by an annoyingly well-groomed colleague at 2:59, just as I was dialing in to our 3pm call.

by speedykate August 25, 2020

zoom

the new snap insta and messenger

snap where? insta where? zoom here!

by Dk howard September 6, 2020

zoom zoom

banging; doing the nasty; having sexual intercourse; hanky panky. mainly used by lesbians. can be used as a noun or verb.

"gurlfrand, did you get the zooms last night?" "heck ya i did, she zoomed me all the way to space"

"hey cutie, wanna netflix and zoom zoom?" "

by squirrelz1010101 September 7, 2020

Zoom

An app that allows you to call others

The calling my friend on ZOOm

by TIKTOCISBAD19 September 13, 2020

ZoomGether

When you're getting together but via Zoom.

Because of COVID, we mostly get Zoomgether with our friends.

We are enjoying ZoomGetherness.

by McElle September 14, 2020