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automatic car wash

A sexual act where the receiver lies back as a female partner rubs her breasts over the receiver's body, similar in action to the brushes of an automatic car wash as they move over and around a car.
After I got my girl's bra off, she gave me an automatic car wash. It was hawt.
by Quintus Horatius March 2, 2012
mugGet the automatic car washmug.

wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.
Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head
by Mothersloads December 4, 2018
mugGet the wash machine headmug.

Washing Machine Heart

A super good and swag song by Japanese singer mitski that should be longer, and needs way more attention,
can also be put in the category o "breakdown music" where a singer repeats a verse..slowly and slowly going into a depressive state
person one - "Hey, what are you listening to?"

depressive, most likely gay teen - "I'm listening to Washing Machine Heart by mitski"
by local fag April 20, 2021
mugGet the Washing Machine Heartmug.

Kennedy Car wash

Driving a car off a bridge into a body of water, while drunk, and running away leaving the passenger trapped inside to suffocate.
"I'm so pissed at Mary Jo...I oughtta give her a Kennedy car wash"
by Bogey251 November 19, 2007
mugGet the Kennedy Car washmug.

George Washing-machine

That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.
I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.
mugGet the George Washing-machinemug.

Italian Ball Wash

When two girls “lady and the trampnoodles off of your ball-sack (scrotum).
Bro you’ll never guess who gave me an Italian Ball Wash last night!

“Who?”

Sara and Jessica!

“My sisters?!”
by Contradictionarian August 16, 2021
mugGet the Italian Ball Washmug.

washing my face

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"
by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014
mugGet the washing my facemug.

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