wanker- berry

blisters on your hand from wanking it too long without lube

Joe must have no socil life, his hands are covered in wanker-berries!

by LupinIII April 24, 2005

walton-wanker

a complete twat of a human, usually male, that makes you suicidal that you belong to the same race as him.

that jake lad is a right walton-wanker

by wigan_lass February 03, 2009

Thunder Wanker

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.

John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!

by Bluefunoodle311 August 15, 2004

Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

by maddy October 05, 2004

business wanker

A suited man or yuppie who appears to be better then you, but deep down hes just a wanker with polished shoes and a degree.

*tradies all sitting around having a pint* *confident man walks past* "hey check out that business wanker!"

by teddybii December 14, 2015

sub wanker

One who plays at being submissive until it becomes the slightest bit inconvenient.

A submissive (BDSM) wannabe.

That bitch was just leading me on, what a sub wanker!

by Master's toy April 24, 2007

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 04, 2022