heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.

Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.

by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017

Unit-body

When an orgy occurs and everyone ends up on the same bed having intersecting sex with all participating couples. You become one, unit-body.

Let's all fuck so hard and transform into a unit-body!

by kneejuice October 22, 2019

united-staten

someone who is from USA bc America is not a country y'all dumb

x: where are you from?
y: I'm from the United States of America
x: oh so you united-staten

by pinzas gominoli May 29, 2021

Unit 469

A slang term for one who Fucks the establishment. Usually right in their faces.

The supervisor calls him by name, and has no clue!

Look at Unit 469, he knows what he is doing.

Unit 469 copy, over and OUT!

UNIT 469 reporting for duty

by Perilouspenman November 8, 2019

United States

A country trying to copy the United Kingdom. And also a place where politics is the most talked about thing.

Dave wanted to visit the United States but he didn't want to face discrimination of political opinions, so he went to Canada instead.

by just some random american March 14, 2021

The united ducks

A loyal army that is powerful. Integrats:Amaru, Cam, Maximiliam and Alfonse.

I am from The United Ducks

by Iphoneequis2 May 3, 2022

CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.

"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"

by Nolink January 30, 2017