Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022

Terrible Two’s

The terrible two’s definition should be changed from being “the age of two” to being the age starting from a year and a half to the age of three” because the terrible two’s always last for two complete years not just one complete year.

Oh my, I can see the terrible two’s are beginning for little Sarah. She’s barely one and a half. It’s going to be a long two years.

by mymartin1970 December 30, 2021

Two test

The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”

by Chuckes March 14, 2022

Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.

Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Be good for me to bag a couple miles. .

by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022

Low two

Its like a high five, but back handed tap on genitals. 2 balls, 2 lips.

Get game...low two

by Fiona Terror January 13, 2021

Two goreng

When you make 2 packets of indomie mi goreng 2 minute noodles in one bowl because 1 isn't enough

Hey man, do you want a two goreng or a single mi goreng?

How many gorengs do you do?

by TeaChai December 25, 2022

two cups

Your bladder.
Come's from the thought that you can hold two cups before you explode.

Random Person #1: OMG, where's the bathroom? My two cups are full!

Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.

by Bizzi January 20, 2008