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tool shed

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool
The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.
by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011
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Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.
Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!
by iammatt9 July 31, 2009
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tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.
by d758595c January 30, 2010
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tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
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Tool Squad

A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well
Cole must be a member of Tool Squad because COLE LIKES WEINER
by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012
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tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)
SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!
by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
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tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.
by Firenerd January 26, 2014
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