table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters

Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass

by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014

tongue trails

trails left on your computer screen when you clean it off with your tongue

I licked off my computer screen and it got rid of some of the gunk but left tongue trails.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018

mr.big-tongue

When ur father in law that u hate, likes to stick out his tongue a lot and he’s a pervert.

Me:”May,I’m with Mr.Big-tongue!!! Send help!!!”

May:”That must suck bootyhole....”

by Mr.big-tongue’s daughter-in-la June 19, 2019

tongue shoving

Shoving ones tongue into another's mouth, and usually taking turns shoving with the other.

Wow, we were having so much fun when we were tongue shoving!

by That_One_Novak September 20, 2017

tongue-and-groover

lesbian

one who likes to put his/her tongue in a woman's vagina, a.k.a. groove

Tongue-and-groovers can now get married in Iowa.

by jumpster April 27, 2009

Tongue-foo

Tongue-foo is the skilled and naughty art of eating pussy. This skill is mostly obtained by the lesbian class of people, yet can be taught and learned by heritosexual males. When learned it is a valuable tool in the world of sex for all preferences. This art form is one of the most pleasurable forms of sex.

She orgasmed multiple times when I put that tongue-foo on her.

by N8V ONE October 7, 2017

tongue wrestlin

intense arguing not followed by escalation.

Shawty just wanted to yell back and forth. I told her i wasn't about all that tongue wrestlin.

by swatschick October 18, 2010