dumpster titties

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.

You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.

by zanierd's cookie hole April 11, 2016

titty standoff

A titty standoff is when two women fold their arms simultaneously to indicate disagreement with each other, elevating breasts to display status. Anthropologically, titty standoffs are an important social ritual permitting dominant and submissive females to assert their disagreement peacefully before the submissive female is literally forced to concede the point. Submissive females - especially new young ones - are typically respected more in the long run for engaging in a titty standoff even if they lose rather than simply submitting because long-term acceptance to a tribe requires demonstrating that you at least have a bitch-switch worth flipping and can bring your bitch-switch to the fight on behalf of the tribe if necessary.

Cheryl and Shelly met in Cheryl's office. Cheryl closed the door and they both kept standing. Cheryl wanted to 'just talk' to Shelly about the benefits change in-private. Shelly has kids so it was a real titty standoff ; they folded their arms and they both got to the point right away. But then I heard Shelly raise her voice and say " No, actually I don't agree." Later on Cheryl sent an e-mail to everybody in the department thanking them for their honest feedback.

by JoeyDaProgrammerToo December 19, 2014

Commod-titties

An attractive set of boobs of high value that belong to a girl who is not very attractive.

She's a butterface, but those commod-titties sure do make up for it!

by Dumpology November 11, 2010

Titty Bandit

Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.

That Sandeep man he's a real titty bandit. (said with a pronounced lisp)

by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019

titty lipids

good or bad; boob fat, mostly used sarcastic. used also in place of a curse word.

That shit was titty lipids!
My titty lipids are gonna be huge after this feast!
Her mom's titty lipids mood ruined her online fun!
What the titty lipids?!

by craiggyboy845 April 1, 2011

Tandem Titties

Tandem titties refers to two sets of titties in close proximity of one another such as two nude women hugging. Or two girls in bikinis with their titties touching. It can also be referred to a threesome when there is one man and two women.

"I got a great pic of some tandem titties on the boat last night!"

by Mikey P June 21, 2016

Back Titties

What back fat really looks like.

I'm doing lots of push ups to get rid of my back titties.

by Mochachocolata_pammy January 28, 2019