infinity titties

when a girl snapchats a guy a picture of her tits and leave the timer on infinity so he can bust one

Yo alexa and gianna were sending me those infinity titties last night. I busted a real good nut. can’t wait for tonight.

by shootyourshot2017 December 9, 2017

Newton titties

N breast that pendulate on a radial axis and when one is acted upon by force as to set in motion in such a way that it collides with the other subsequently transferring the force or kinetic energy to the adjacent breast. Basically swinging tits that emulate newton balls. Typically found on sporty older women (gilf type) that cruise braless in bars.

Damn Ron, look at the Newton Titties on that old lady, now that's kinetic energy at work!

by Jellubuiscuit August 27, 2013

dumpster titties

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.

You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.

by zanierd's cookie hole April 11, 2016

T-titties

Short for titanium titties

What might grow on male boobs during puberty

Try squeezing them.

My nips r hard when i quez dem

U got T-titties. From puberty or something...

Pubertitties?

Yea

Why they so hard tho

Idk u got sum metal shit in there, go smash some concrete...

by What was u guys talking about February 4, 2020

Titty Bandit

Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.

That Sandeep man he's a real titty bandit. (said with a pronounced lisp)

by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019

titty standoff

A titty standoff is when two women fold their arms simultaneously to indicate disagreement with each other, elevating breasts to display status. Anthropologically, titty standoffs are an important social ritual permitting dominant and submissive females to assert their disagreement peacefully before the submissive female is literally forced to concede the point. Submissive females - especially new young ones - are typically respected more in the long run for engaging in a titty standoff even if they lose rather than simply submitting because long-term acceptance to a tribe requires demonstrating that you at least have a bitch-switch worth flipping and can bring your bitch-switch to the fight on behalf of the tribe if necessary.

Cheryl and Shelly met in Cheryl's office. Cheryl closed the door and they both kept standing. Cheryl wanted to 'just talk' to Shelly about the benefits change in-private. Shelly has kids so it was a real titty standoff ; they folded their arms and they both got to the point right away. But then I heard Shelly raise her voice and say " No, actually I don't agree." Later on Cheryl sent an e-mail to everybody in the department thanking them for their honest feedback.

by JoeyDaProgrammerToo December 19, 2014

strong titties

Female breasts that are both large and firm.

She crushed an empty can with her strong titties.

by Four Loko Frat Guy August 7, 2023