Tired

A mom who... uses incomplete sentences

Example: (being tired and forgetting what you're doing)
"I came here to grab...wait...:loud bang: What was that?!...oh yeah, we're out of milk, right?"

by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020

Tired

Me

Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)

by I’llRegretThisNameIn3Years October 3, 2022

tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.

So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

by Paddy4200 May 22, 2021

mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore

the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.

person1. hey, mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore !
person1. *waking up* fuck yes..

by bellamy96blake January 2, 2021

eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

by krazykdv March 18, 2014

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 6, 2021