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Loyd's Tire 

A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners
"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."
Loyd's Tire by da bous July 4, 2012
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Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
Chris's flat tire by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Uncle D's Spare Tire 

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"
Uncle D's Spare Tire by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Tire Swing 

A person who has a constantly changing and open sexuality.
Jamie- "Have you met Terry's new boyfriend?"
Matt- "I didn't know he was gay."
Jamie- "Oh, he's not. He's just a tire swing. He swings whatever way the wind blows him."
Tire Swing by McTobes September 12, 2019

Rhode Island Tire Shine

When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.
Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!

But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…

Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!

Tire Swinging 

Take a girl. Contort her into a tire, like if you roll down a hill in one. Measure holes under her rear and vagina. Cut the holes out. Tie a rope around the tire and have the female companion align herself with the holes, naked. Grab ahold of the rope holding the tire and prop your foot on the base of the tire. Penetrate the girl anally and vaginally. Have a third friend spin and push the tire. Once the girl squirts, have the friend spin the tire so the liquid flies everywhere.
Guy 1: Bro I was Tire Swinging with Becky all night.
Tire Swinging by JsKellnar January 11, 2019

texas tire shop 

a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.
Fuck, I took Becky to the Texas Tire Shop yesterday. She was long overdue.
texas tire shop by DanielTheSquid December 20, 2015
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