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pumping your tires 

erica: say something nice to me
jake: man I'm always pumping your tires.
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Tird Burgerler 

a pice of tird that gets stolen from your ring piece
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Tird Burgerler by ace September 11, 2003

tire fire 

Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.
How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly
tire fire by beattie April 16, 2005

four flat tires 

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.
Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.
four flat tires by newsedition November 14, 2013
the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum. Then pump your member and slowly release a testical of your choosing out into the loose skin giving the appearance of a tire being pumped up with air.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.
My balls are loose, and it's time to pump my flat tire!
flat tire by taylor j. February 23, 2008

Mud Tires 

A condom specifically saved or used for anal sex.
A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.
Mud Tires by BDouts December 16, 2008