You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 25, 2023

Hooker Sugar

Hooker sugar is a nickname given to cocaine

Alright mate, wanna Chuck to £50 for some hooker sugar

by Fanny wetter June 1, 2021

dumpster hooker

A really.... really.... stinky hooker or a hookers vagina.

I hooked up Destiny last night. Her puss smelt like a dumpster hooker.

by Natef Warrior January 27, 2021

Holly hooker

Holly hooker is a funny person loves to be out the house meeting new friends and smoking weed also She gets the pick of the boys but usually picks a name beginning with D or K

Holly hooker is a very funny person

by Kylesst December 10, 2017